seafoampterodactyl:

How parents should react

in-vagina-we-thrust:

niggablvd:

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

Keep her

(via falling---slowly)


smoek weed err day

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via atotalwanker)

Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently. Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)

Cant wait to have a daughter and bring her up better than my mother brought me up.

(via fitfreehealthy)

(via atotalwanker)

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via thekingofcorruption)

shutupaubrey:

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

(via 220211)

pagingpage:

legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

(via thekingofcorruption)

(Source: petersdinklage, via m0onface)

zacffren:

i like being alone, not feeling alone

(via aosix)